最搞笑的六一短信祝福語「英文版」

　　1、今天是兒童節(jié)，貪玩的你今天別玩手機(jī)，玩了你就別收短信，收了你就別讀這條。哎，你還是讀了。我除了祝你節(jié)日快樂外，只想說：你這小孩子咋不聽話呢?

　　Today is Children's Day, the fun do not you play phone, play your collection on the other messages received on your reading of this article do not. Hey, you read. In addition, I wish you a happy holiday, the just want to say: listen to your children so?

　　2、兒童節(jié)將至，我謹(jǐn)代表領(lǐng)導(dǎo)，向奮戰(zhàn)在聊天一線各位小朋友們表示最深切的問候!并希望大家牢記住當(dāng)年我給你的教導(dǎo)：好好上網(wǎng)，天天在線!兒童節(jié)快樂!

　　Children's Day approaching, I, on behalf of the leadership struggling in the chat line to the children expressed the most profound greetings! And hope that we bear in mind when I give you to live the teachings of: a good Internet access, every day online! Happy Children's Day!

　　3、幼兒園老師說：尿床一次罰三元，二次五元，三次七元。我正想問老師包月多少錢，就看見你舉手說：老師，我要辦VIP會員年卡!祝你兒童節(jié)快樂!

　　Kindergarten teacher, said: a fine three bed-wetting, the second five yuan, three times seven dollars. I would like to ask the teachers how much money monthly, we see you a show of hands, said: teacher, I would like to do the year VIP membership card! I wish you a Happy Children's Day!

　　4、別動，搶劫!這是搶劫!懂嗎?快拿出你的憂愁，交出你的傷心，掏出你的煩惱，摘下你的哀傷，喏!換上這個，我送來的快樂!預(yù)祝六一兒童節(jié)快樂!

　　Do not move, robbery! This is a robbery! Understand? Quickly come up with your sad, to hand over your heart, out of your troubles off your sorrow, Well! Change this, I sent you! I wish a happy Children's Day 61!

　　5、兒童節(jié)到來之際，祝曾經(jīng)是孩子的你：青春不老，保持純真的心，擁有甜美的微笑，孩童般的皮膚，無憂無慮的生活狀態(tài)，對未來抱有幻想和憧憬!節(jié)日快樂!

　　Children's Day is approaching, I wish you had children: youth are not old, and maintain pure heart, has a sweet smile, a child-like skin, carefree life, have no illusions about the future and look forward to! Happy holidays!

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